Does anybody else ever go to plug their phone in, not quite get it in one go, and then worry that Sherlock will think that they’re an alcoholic?
(via occupy-bakerstreet)
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
(via myheadfelloff)
i love when flies rub their hands together thinking of ways to murder me
(via loki-has-an-army)
when guys wear shirts and they roll up the sleeves so that they’re resting casually yet neatly above their elbows that’s it for me i am theirs forever



















